Restaraunt Quality Cat Food

So we fed the cat some of that high-falootin' cat food out of the can, and now refuses to eat anything else. He lets the dry cat food sit in his dish while he goes through withdrawls.

I thought about trying this cat food. It's gotta be more potent thatn heroin.

He does have a little burlap sack that says "catnip" on it. We though he'd go all crazy and shit when we gave it to him, but he just kind of sat there. He's like Garfield--his only drug is food.