Lawbreaker

I got a speeding ticket the other day. When I tell people that, they react with sympathy, like I got a bitter deal. I was relieved. It could have been a lot worse.

When you've got a doped up black market rotweiller in the trunk and the cops don't search you, no ticket is too large.

Also, the back seat of a cop car is surprisingly nice. Cushioned leather seats, like a Lincoln town car. There wasn't much leg room, though. I asked the deputy if he could scoot up a tad. He didn't.

Like I said, the ticket could have been a lot higher.