Hulk Haiku

I suspect that the Incredible Hulk is living somewhere near my hometown. There haven't been any sightings or news of violence yet, but I did find the follwing poems in a journal just outside of town.

Friendship
Hulk plays with kitten
Kitty plays with piece of string
Hulk has a new friend

Privacy
Hulk live in desert
No puny humans are here
Hulk can pick his nose