Doogie Reflections

If Doogie Howser was so damn smart, why did he only write about girls in his journal? I mean, is Wanda the only thing that occupied his mind? "Hey Doogie...AIDS! Lots of people still have AIDS, think you could help us hammer out a cure?

"Can someone get Doogie laid so we can make some medical progress here? Find hima hooker who likes big-headed minors. Better yet, make sure the hooker has AIDS, then maybe he'll work a little faster."

If I was a genius, I hope I'd be the kind that could build jetpacks, not the kind that graduated high school to become a doctor at sixteen.